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Just wanna say hi

May 24, 2022 ~ Hetty Eliot ~ 66 Comments

Haven't been the most prolific blogger as of late, so I thought, why don't I pop in, say hi, and get back in the game? So, hi. Sometimes I feel embarrassed about posting because I don't want people to get annoyed with an email or notification. In fact, I'm sitting here right now wondering if … Continue reading Just wanna say hi

Just a little girl-talk about hair…

May 2, 2022 ~ Hetty Eliot ~ 60 Comments

Why do people care so much about other people's hair? The other day, I got my hair done, as many people do every so often, and suddenly I became worthy of being fawned over. I didn't change my makeup, or my clothes, or my personality, or anything, just freshened up my hairstyle. People are always … Continue reading Just a little girl-talk about hair…

Sort of memory of a sort of friendship.

March 29, 2022 ~ Hetty Eliot ~ 58 Comments

From time to time someone will pop into your head and you wonder whatever happened to them. And then you google them. Yes, you do, don't deny it. Memory is like the studio of a dishonest photographer, cluttered with altered photos he will proudly show the ego--and half-developed ones that might have told the truth. … Continue reading Sort of memory of a sort of friendship.

If I never hear the words “social distancing” again…..

March 24, 2022March 24, 2022 ~ Hetty Eliot ~ 54 Comments

.....I will be just fine. UPDATE: March 24, 2022. Two years. Still hearing it. Still hating it. Although less and less thank God. Dunno why I always remember the date of this post. I am sick right now. Would be funny if I had covid again exactly a year later. Am I fine? Probably not. … Continue reading If I never hear the words “social distancing” again…..

Meanwhile, at the ant farm…

March 22, 2022March 22, 2022 ~ Hetty Eliot ~ 58 Comments

UPDATE: I totally forgot this part but it perfectly illustrates how the boss thinks of the associates. Let's say she doesn't like "John" (because John probably is over fifty-five and keeps his head down because he's, you know, working). She'll refer to all associates she doesn't like collectively as "the Johns." Isn't that nice? Many … Continue reading Meanwhile, at the ant farm…

Exclusive, salacious interview with—me!

March 9, 2022March 9, 2022 ~ Hetty Eliot ~ 28 Comments

I talk to Hetty Eliot, a blogger who writes about her experiences of academia and working in a retail store, while also entertaining her readers with short stories occasionally.Interview with Hetty Eliot, a Blogger — Muse of Eagle Blogger Tanish from Muse of Eagle was kind enough to interview me on his blog. Please check it … Continue reading Exclusive, salacious interview with—me!

Aaahahahahahahahaha

February 7, 2022February 7, 2022 ~ Hetty Eliot ~ 65 Comments

Now, I'm supposed to be on a break but I have to share this with you because it's just too funny. During my check-in with my supervisor, she asked me what she could do to help me further my career goals. We are on very friendly terms and have a good rapport, so it's a … Continue reading Aaahahahahahahahaha

Need to take a break.

February 5, 2022 ~ Hetty Eliot ~ 50 Comments

I decided that I've got to take a bit of a hiatus from here. It's not because of my job--despite making less money than if I were to volunteer, my job is fairly decent right now. I would never allow my job the satisfaction of getting in the way of my blog. I just can't … Continue reading Need to take a break.

“Who the Hell Knows?” turns 2

January 23, 2022January 27, 2022 ~ Hetty Eliot ~ 54 Comments

Yes, friends, on this very day the micropimple blog known as "Who the Hell Knows?" turns two years old. I try to avoid looking at my actual blog as much as possible so I'm not actually certain whether the title has a "?" or not at the end. Let me know. (Apparently it does have … Continue reading “Who the Hell Knows?” turns 2

I finally did something intelligent…

January 9, 2022January 9, 2022 ~ Hetty Eliot ~ 73 Comments

I deleted the Reddit off my phone.* There was a bridge too far for me which prompted this, and I wrote out a whole screed as to why I did this, but it was very political. And I hate talking about politics. When I tell people that, (if they know) they say "But I thought … Continue reading I finally did something intelligent…

Goodbye 2021…

December 31, 2021December 31, 2021 ~ Hetty Eliot ~ 48 Comments

I wanted to say something profound about the past year, about all my accomplishments and wisdom; or, more characteristically of me, about all my miseries and failures; but really I can barely remember the year. I had Covid and wrote some stories. Tonight I just want to close the book softly and lay it aside … Continue reading Goodbye 2021…

Happy Birthday, Mr. So&So

December 29, 2021January 1, 2022 ~ Hetty Eliot ~ 57 Comments

A fictional story Do you remember the old church next to the school where I met you? I don’t go anymore, not for many years, but someone told me that there was a feast day celebration, and I realized it was your birthday. I thought to myself, well, if this isn’t auspicious, what is? So … Continue reading Happy Birthday, Mr. So&So

Three days before Christmas

December 22, 2021January 1, 2022 ~ Hetty Eliot

Just a self-indulgent blogger life ramble post, comments disabled so you can feel free to skip. I have nothing left to give, I'm bled dry, I can do nothing but whine. I mean this in the gentlest way possible but I don't want your sympathy, I'm no more important than a whoopee cushion... A whoopee … Continue reading Three days before Christmas

Get your mangers here

December 14, 2021December 14, 2021 ~ Hetty Eliot

A Christmas poem And the angel declared unto us,"Mangers! Get your mangers here!"Be it done unto me, I said, give me a mangerSo I bought myself a mangerIt looked easy enough to assembleAnd I tossed the instructions to the sideSome wooden slats and a few nailsHow hard could it be?But it wasn't very comfortableGave me … Continue reading Get your mangers here

I Never Made Lunch For Mother.

December 8, 2021December 9, 2021 ~ Hetty Eliot ~ 49 Comments

A story I. It is early spring. Sunbeams and a soft breeze drift through the open window and settle on my quilt. Last night’s cup of chamomile tea is half-empty and ice cold. The tea is not the only thing in the room that’s cold. I have just awakened. I lie in bed in the … Continue reading I Never Made Lunch For Mother.

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