If I never hear the words “social distancing” again…..

…..I will be just fine.

UPDATE: March 24, 2021: Happy One Year Anniversary

I originally published this on March 24, 2020.

No end of those two words in sight.

I’m not exactly fine right now because I literally have covid as we speak. Oh well.

But as true today as it was a year ago, if I never hear the words “social distancing” again, I will be just fine.

UPDATE: January 14, 2021: Happy New Year.

UPDATE: November 18, 2020 and still going strong.

UPDATE: September 9, 2020 and no sign of its letting up.

UPDATE: I published this on March 24, 2020. It is now July 5, 2020. And they’re still saying it. And I am still not fine.

23 thoughts on “If I never hear the words “social distancing” again…..

  1. I agree. No one pays attention to it. There’s a blog post in some of my SD experiences.

    Actually, I literally send people fines (to be paid to their favorite charities, obviously) for basically using like the essentially dead air throwaway adverbs that seriously disrupt an otherwise absolutely totally clear point.

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    1. Oh it’s not so much that they ignore it, I just hate listening to it over and over. Especially when someone says “*practice* social distancing.” Or “masking.” I just hate it as a verb. (And as a gerund, if I want to be real obnoxious). I dunno. These words just grate.

      Every time you besmirch adverbs, I perversely want to use them more.

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      1. They serve a literary stylistic purpose. The first page of “Little Women” would have gone on a week without them and we still wouldn’t know who they were. Aside from Hammett and Chandler the first half of the 20th Century would be (exceedingly) dull. Faulkner et al. When unnecessary they’re a blight on cohesion and an affectation that says “I’m basically too busy being essentially similar and literally not paying attention.” You went to college. Where’s your Lanham?

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        1. I think it’s a time period thing too 🤔. I don’t notice them at all in a classic but in a contemporary novel they can reach high levels of cringe. They seem…. lazy.

          I know you’re not implying Faulkner is boring, right? 😠

          Sometimes I think Hemingway is so idolized by aspiring writers because the literary language skills of writers like Faulkner or others is so intimidating that let’s not try and humiliate ourselves. (Nabokov? Ouch). Obviously (heh heh) it’s all a matter of opinion and what appeals most to our imaginations.

          Anyways…. I have not forgotten our friend Lanham. As messy as whatever I put here is, think of the stuff that didn’t make it.

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          1. Yeah that stuff. I have a small collection of early Faulkner, early Steinbeck, Hemingway before he was a cult hero and the Hammett magazine stuff. Imoften think Hammett was who Hemingway wanted to be when he grew up. True enough about the Big H but he knew what didn’t need to be there. Faulkner was a story teller, and there’s what many writers don’t get, adverbs or no. If you (literal use) can write “Mosquitos” I’ll read your adverbs, you know? Or “Hills Like White Elephants” I’ll sit your bar.

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              1. I have all of that. I like to see where it came from. Not a lot of ground broken there, though, even by the Nobel winners. Brautigan, Vonnegut, Angelou, David Foster Wallace, Kingston, Updike, your buddy Nabokov – those are the Monets and Beethovens of the 20th Century. And none of them except maybe Wallace could carry Virginia Woolf’s notebook.
                But what do I know? I write escapist fairy tales.

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  2. Whoa, a throwback! I believe I hadn’t known you back then, since I only started getting serious around June. But it’s interesting how time flies. Scary too. This is a great reminder that I should always learn to make the best out of my day, because life as I know it could be VERY different at the drop of a hat.

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  3. I am really responding to your conversation with Phil. So I forget, do you have a degree in English? You know so much about English. I feel quite dense as I feel quite clueless. And you see super well read.

    I believe in SD and Masks. I am fed up of it all as well. I don’t really like to discuss covid or the anniversary so much. Because I feel our government messed up so badly. And I know people won’t agree with me. But there are countries in the aspac area of the world that did it so well.

    You take care of yourself and rest. And get better. And ensure you SD and mask etc. Take care.

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  4. I’m with you .. I hate the words social distancing. I miss hugging my family and friends.

    I’m sorry you have covid, the unknown factors left behind are terrifying. I hope you keep a journal so you can keep track of all your symptoms for future reference.

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