I don’t care what anyone says, spam is the best.
“Magnificent beat ! I wish to apprentice while you amend your web site, how can i subscribe for a weblog web site? The account aided me a applicable deal.
I have been tiny bit acquainted of this your broadcast offered shiny clear idea”
Ha! Later I received this one. Very clever.
“Have you ever considered writing an ebook or guest authoring on other blogs? I have a blog based on the same information you discuss and would love to have you share some stories/information. I know my subscribers would value your work. If you’re even remotely interested, feel free to send me an email.”
They must have been listening and tried a different tactic π§.
A truly masterful use of the English language in that comment.
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The next James Joyce no doubt.
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I think youβre right.
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haha Spam is so funny sometimes π
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It’s the best!
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Sometimes there are some real gems in the SPAM folder.
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Yes there certainly are.
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And they always target the most obscure posts too. Whenever I get a comment on ‘The Artist’s Doubts’ that I wrote loooong ago, I automatically know it’s spam, no matter how smart or real some of the comments seem to be.
There are truly lots of adventures to be had in the spam folder, for sure.
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Yes that is so true! If they were really smart they’d target a new one and maybe use Google translate instead of trying to do it themselves π€£
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Spam is exhausting, annoying and a total waste of time.
It entices and leads to randomness. They have the time to create a spiderweb of lies.
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Yeah I cannot believe people use time out of their life to scam people instead of using that time to earn money honestly. Lately I get emails that are “spoofed” to look like it’s coming from my email, saying they caught me doing some horribly illegal thing and that they’re going to send it to everyone if I don’t pay them $1000 in Bitcoin. Or that the FBI is looking for me. Or that I’ve been driving without a registration (in my non-existent car) π±.
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It is so terrible.
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Contact bombs and address phishing. Send them an email and you will never be able to stop the flood of ad spam. On a lighter note I much appreciation for kindness to remove all package from product content as electric fatal discharge apply for fires. Yes. As a product manager and then freelancer I rewrote manuals from βoffshoreβ manufacturers. Remember – Appeal from beauty sound begin in time for entrance battery.
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(Good lord Phil I’m dumb but not that dumb.) I know you did that off the top of your head and I marvel at its accuracy. It reminds me of this thing I saw recently that was essentially a car travel mug for your cigarettes and the box said “car ashiray.” The whole box was covered in gems as well.
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YOU might not be that dumb… Since there are no lighters in cars these days and all the plastic holes in the console and dash have not an ashtray icons ashirays should do well. What’s an ashiray without bling? Way back when God thought we should smoke just about anything that would burn coupled with being bored in the flatlands, we’d cook accumulated roaches in the lighter while chasing tornadoes.
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π Not those gems. I meant gems as in more of the delightful poor translations.
And don’t smoke that stuff π‘
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π€£ oh, I have loads of those including offers for viagra π€ͺπββοΈπ
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How DARE they insult you that way! LOL!
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Exactly π€£π€
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Imagine some poor human, trapped in a basement, their only communication through internet trolls and spam. Social media, it seems, is less about being social than becoming enured to the banal spamspeak of the world. “Oh, were you saying something important? You started with an emoji storm and I figured you were just noise.”
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So…. Me in other words?
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Man, you get the interesting spammers! I just get ads for CBD oil in my spam folder.
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Or Cialis.
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The latest was trying to sell me some special herbs to cure herpes.
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π€ Are they trying to tell us something
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