You call me a bitch,
Say I’m hysterical,
Look like a witch,
Being heretical.
Stomp like a child,
Screech, make no sense.
Look at that girl–pretty, mild–
I’m wrapped too tight, way too tense.
But I think it’s pretty ironic,
You’re flailing your arms,
Shrieking I’M histrionic.
I discovered this prompt on the blog The Count of North Clifton.
Original prompt found on Sammiscribbles.
Who the Hell Knows? 
Thanks, I admire folk who can poet, write poems! Good stuff funny too. I love the ping back, they make the world go round I think don’t they?
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Thanks so much for stopping by and commenting! I’m glad if you had a little laugh!
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Credit where due mate
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Hitting the target with humor is a two-fer!
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I was listening to some angry feminist poetry and was inspired.
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I wrote about a gazillion word binge about an angry young feminist set back in the late 70s. Partly because of the “treatment” for hysteria and histrionics that was at least Victorian dark ages that they put my mother through.
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Now we do it more clinically with drugs and endless therapy.
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Pretty sure that beats being wrapped in near frozen wet sheets.
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That’s a really good point. Manhattan types do the cryogenic fat removal thing at $3000 a pop and we know how much good it does THEM.
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It’s got a nice rap beat. 👏🏽👏🏽 You need some heavy chain necklaces, an oversized T-shirt and cut-off jeans with clunky Air Jordans and you’re cool. Maybe some diamond grills…
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Interesting take. I was thinking more green hair and pussy hat.
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This is really great, funny and clever. Great response to the prompt. Full of emotions , energy and spirit. A great piece of writing. Well done. Look forward to reading more of your writing. You are a great writer.
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Thank you so much. I had a good laugh imagining such a scenario. Not that anyone would ever say stuff like that to nice little old me 👀.
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It is all fiction. 😊
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😉😉😉😉
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This is really clever showing how hypercritical people can be. Great work, Hetty.
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And hypocritical, too! Thanks for stopping by.
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For sure! You got the lot with this wonderful piece.
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This is brilliant! Thanks for sharing
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Hi M.West! Thanks so much for reading and your kind comment.
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Aw, this was a very nice post. Taking a few minutes and actual effort to create a top notch articleÖ but what can I sayÖ I put things off a lot and don’t manage to get nearly anything done.
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Excellent blog you’ve got here.. Itís difficult to find good quality writing like yours these days. I seriously appreciate people like you! Take care!!
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